This is why-

Everyone tells you when your pregnant, "make sure you get pictures of your belly". Or, they want to know if your going to have professional portraits taken to capture that moment that you'll never have again. Some days it seems like a good idea and other days I think "HECK NO"!

This is why-

The picture could turn out totally sweet and wonderful, capturing just enough of your belly, without overdoing it, like this...

How sweet is this precious little picture. I love the hands forming the heart around the belly button. Simple and sweet.

But, it could be like this.....

Some weird photographer making you pose in hideous hats and gloves while sitting in a chair with your arms uncomfortably placed in a very unnatural position, all the while thinking that this is a glamours look.

Or, God Forbid something like this happens.....

I mean, who's hands are those? There is just something very disturbing about this shot. Very Alien-esk if you ask me.

So, that's why I'm 3 days from going to the hospital and haven't done anything about it. I'd rather live in ignorant bliss thank you very much!